What do you get
when you cross a Pikachu with Haunter?
Pikaboo-hoo.
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Sometimes we’re so caught up in finding our happy ending that we mix up the signs. We confuse the ones who want us with the ones who don’t; the one’s who’ll stay and the one’s who won’t.
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I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly without complexities or pride. I love you because I know no other way then this. So close that your hand, on my chest, is my hand. So close, that when you close your eyes, I fall asleep.Patch Adams (via gandalf-and-geekery)
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Dear abstinence,
You’re not the only one hundred percent effective birth control…
Sincerely,
Homosexuality
Even more effective than abstinence, which is only 99.999999999% effective.
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Dear people thinking Romeo and Juliet is a romantic love story,
It was a relationship that lasted three days between two 13 year olds and resulted in 5 deaths.
Sincerely,
Everyone who actually read the story
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Not because I don’t want to be murdered (although I don’t), but so that the police never have to have my mom identify my body.
“Does she have any tattoos?”
“Uh… No?”
“Does she have any… unique… piercings?”
“Not that I know of?”
Fuck. I’d forever be a Jane Doe.
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Wizard: Gandalf level, or Dumbledore?
