What do you get
when you cross a Pikachu with Haunter?
Pikaboo-hoo.
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Best way to cook ramen noodles ever. Especially if you’re in a dorm room.
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Omfg.
Walked in to Calculus, professor says “Turn to page 394.”
My Calc II professor is from Great Britain, accent and all.
It IS you, Snivvy! DREAM COME TRUE.
On the flip side, it’s way too early in the morning for me to control my accent.
I’m gonna be talking like a Brit all day now.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. D:
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To the uneducated, an A is only three sticks.
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- Jared: I dunno. Saying you've got a single mom and that you have no great form of income usually makes them consider you.
- Me: Tried and failed miserably. So did my sob story about daddy beating me, druggie daddy, druggie mommy, pregnant druggie mommy, and my cat.
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I was just like, “No… I have the internet to both shelter me and show me things I can never unsee. My time is generally filled with a lot of funny cats.”
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I’m tempted to be like, “Fuck this. I’ll be a stripper.”
But I’m classy.
So, “Fuck this. I’ll be a stripper to pay my way through college.”
And THEN I’ll be a classy stripper. With an expensive piece of paper. And possibly a degree.
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FINALS:
Fuck, I Never Actually Learned this Shit.Fuck, I’m Not Asian. Life Sucks.
