February 2012
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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OH MY GOD MY LIFE IS OVER.
March 14th: pi day. Supposed to be getting my pi tattoo, but now can’t becaaaause…
March 15th: going scuba diving, and can’t have a new tattoo in the pool.
BUT THEN
March 15th: the return of Community. That I will be missing. Because scuba diving.
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…at least I get to go scuba diving. :D
i believe you should start a newblog, devoted to pictures of yourself clothed or unclothed, either or, either way ill approve :P
Ahahahahaha. Uhhhhm. I genuinely don’t take many pictures of myself. What do the rest of you think???
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Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
How did Harry Potter not even get nominated for best editing when leaving everything out was the only thing they actually put some effort into
#Sorry about your kid Lupin #Wait what kid
bmercc:
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
When I'll be a parent, my advice to my child will...
He broke my heart:
I got an F:
I had a fight with my best friend:
I have exams soon and I don’t know where to start:
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i'm older than you
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i'm too stupid for you
